Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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