I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx