He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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