I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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