Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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