Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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