Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
