One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
areolas are like halos for boobs.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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