well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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