dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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