I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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