Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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