he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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