like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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