Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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