she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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