I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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