it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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