She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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