doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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