I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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