i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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