where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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