Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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