I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
