So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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