We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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