may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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