both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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