what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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