clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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