How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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