She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I supernannyed him into submission
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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