I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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