is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Did I show you my penis last night?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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