btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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