is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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