My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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