billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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