I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I will pee on everything he values.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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