Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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