dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
