Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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