is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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