we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
