Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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