what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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