So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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