how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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