I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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