I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
