Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
