Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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