why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Enjoy the penises
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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