weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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