There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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You took a bar mat shot.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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