That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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